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Footwear Funnies

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What’s your ‘affectionate’ nickname for regular shoes?

The padding blocks out more than just ground feedback…

He’s probably convinced it helps him type faster, too… 🤦‍♀️

Heard these? You’re a winner! The people who said them, however…

So much variety,so little value

“Quick, hand me the studies showing that arch support weakens your feet…

Whereas Xero shoes give you the info you need to move effectively, efficiently, and ENJOYABLY

Don’t ask about the wedding night…

Xero shoes let your nerve endings do what they were born to do…

Pine trees don’t judge me

We also have to hide our smugness sometimes. It’s not easy…

Every pair you buy contributes to your podiatrist’s kid’s college fund

Finally, something they’re good for.

Because shareholders are more important than customers.

If your feet aren’t “shoe-shaped” try Xero Shoes with wider, foot-shaped toe boxes

“We were fine back then without 15 layers of padding, so…”

Escape from “foot prisons” with Xero Shoes’ wider, foot-shaped shoes.

Ouch. What are your favorite shoes to train in?

Because… who needs to FEEL and respond to what’s under you. Oh, YOU DO!

All that padding is good for something (but not giving your brain feedback that helps you move better).

Happily, Xero Shoes simply won’t compete with “offers” like these…

Ah, now the bonkers designs for their soles make sense…

Ready to discover what your feet feel in Xero Shoes?

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Do you enjoy dragging those clompers up every hill?

"Because more HAS to be better, right?"

Who knew that breathable = better?? 🤔Oh wait, everyone.

Ah, the old “elite athlete wears these so you should too” advertising trick.

Turns out he didn’t evolve to think logically 😅

Meanwhile, my Xero Shoes free my toes, feel great, and have a five THOUSAND mile sole warranty… 😂

Poor little guys. If only there was a way to make them feel better…

It’s a winning combo! (Science not included…)

Braveheart had it right… FREEEEEDOM!

“Guy in Xero Shoes. I wanted to compliment you on your footwear, but you ran past too fast…”

(excerpt from a genuine Craigslist Missed Connection)

Would you rather be weak or strong?

“These are perfect! My brain doesn’t NEED to feel the ground for me to move efficiently! Oh, hang on…”

I also stumped it by asking what was bad about Xero Shoes…

What do YOU do when you see someone else in Xero Shoes? 🤔

Do you know someone with the wrong idea about barefoot shoes? 🤔

Half the price & twice the comfort #gains

With a 5,000 mile sole warranty on our shoes, time to ditch those inserts and insert some Xero Shoes into your life.

Are you a fan of barefoot (but not of funny looks)? Then we’ve got just the thing for you…

And now I have carpal tunnel AND shin splints!

I tried to add an exclamation point… but couldn’t jump far enough to do the little dot.

At least they’re more breathable this way…

Finally… no more asking burly dudes to help me stow it in the overhead.

Wish you had the Xero Shoes Scrambler Mid, don’t you?

DISCLAIMER: No humans (or bears) were harmed in the making of this mildly amusing post.

Are you ‘barefoot shoe curious’? Perhaps it’s time to dip your toes in the Xero Shoes waters.

If you hold them to your ear, you can hear the sound of toes getting squashed together.

Ever wonder who’s providing shoe store ‘experts’ with their ‘expertise’?

So glad we got to capture this historic moment 📸

What’s ruder… shoes on desk, or not showing off the most comfortable shoes I’ve ever worn?

How many pairs of abandoned shoes are in your closet of shame?

Now THAT’S an innovation. Why didn’t we think of that?

I wear the same shoes as Usain Bolt… so why aren’t I running a 9.58s 100m?

Wait ‘til she hears I’m doing it barefoot!

Or you could just ask the genie for Xero Shoes…

Relax Kevin. It’s called a moth.

I can see my house from here, but I can’t feel my toes.

Hey Alexa… where’s the best place to buy Xero Shoes?

Wow. Results for ‘barefoot shoes’ are WAY better…

Trying to beat my PR of 6 hours.

Who will prevail? Xero Shoes or their foot-arch nemesis?

If I keep doing this over and over, it MUST work eventually, right?

Don’t be a clown… get our shoes that are actually shaped like your foot.

Comment below with any we missed 👇

Although a flat Earth would make marathons easier.

Not included: Ladder needed to climb into them.

I also see Xero Shoes making your feet feel great.

It’s healthier to just sit on the rug.

More room in your backpack AND in your shoes!

What annoys you out on the hiking trail? 🤔

I don't like barefoot running

Some people will stick to running shoes.

Try running in bare feet

Want to try barefoot running?

Running bare is one thing, barefoot?

Bare feet for running. That's crazy!

There's something fishy about running shoes

Running shoes are a bit fishy.

Forest Gump wants to run barefoot

Run Barefoot, Forest, Run Barefoot!

Best barefoot running shoes

Getting Barefoot Running Shoes

Take your dog for a barefoot run

Man's Best Barefoot Running Friend

is barefoot running bad for you?

Is Barefoot Running Bad For You?

Ah the Vibram FiveFingers Smell

Eau De Vibram Five Fingers

You Put Five Fingers on Your Feet?

Vibram FiveFingers Review

Vibram FiveFingers Toe Shoes Review

Barefoot Danny Glover

Minimal Shoes and Arch Support

Barefoot running technique

Proper Barefoot Running Technique

Here at Xero Shoes, we’re VERY serious about what we do. And we’re just as serious about having fun in the process.
 
And if we’re going to go after “Big Shoe,” why not do that in a fun way, too? 
 
Arch support, motion control, thick padded shoes… we just ask a simple question: Where’s the proof that these reduce injury or improve performance? Spoiler alert: there is none.
 
So, we’ll make fun of ourselves and “B.S.” and we hope you enjoy it. 
 
Of course, we also hope you check out our line of barefoot-inspired, lightweight, casual and performance shoes, boots, and sandals, all designed for comfort, performance, and health.
 
Not sure which Xero Shoes are right for you? Not a problem. Take our Shoe Finder Quiz for a recommendation.
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Warranty Info

When people ask, “How long will my Xero Shoes last?” we say, “We don’t know, but it’s going to be a long, long time!”

That’s why we offer this 5,000 mile sole warranty.

If you wear your FeelTrue® outsoles (or FeelTrue® section of Z-Trail) down to less than 1mm thick at the ball or heel of the foot (not an edge), we’ll replace them with the same product for the following price:

60% off MSRP (full, non-sale, listed, retail price) for the product, plus shipping.

We also offer a 24 Month Manufacturing Warranty, which covers defects and flaws that may happen in the first two years. We will offer a free replacement for orders that qualify.

If you have a manufacturing concern, please email our Customer Service team at [email protected] and include a photo of the issue with your current shipping address. For closed toed shoes, please include another photo with the tongue tag.